Milk Man

Okay this one has a lot that came with it so it deserves it’s own post here. We’re kicking this off with the tattoo itself, then the Facebook posts that followed. Wow…

WHAT DID YOU DO!?

WHAT DID YOU DO!?

LOL

The girl that got it is in red...

The girl that got it is in red...

Grab your popcorn.

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Ink that Stinks

Foot Tattoos

Foot Tattoos

It looks like "Be Mines" but pretty sure that was just them getting fancy with it. It totally worked.

YOUR MINE

YOUR MINE

Who is Mine? Oh I am Mine? Okay.

Dragon

Dragon

What a badass lookin dragon.

AH!

AH!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Angel

Angel

Is that a pot of Pooh's honey?

Real Rwwgarblederr Real

Real Rwwgarblederr Real

I just don't even know.

God's Gift to Women

God's Gift to Women

God just puked a little in his mouth.

FLOWERS! ON YOUR FACE!

FLOWERS! ON YOUR FACE!

FLOWERS! FACE!

Photo Fail

Photo Fail

Well... at least it's where you can't see it.

Terrorize

Terrorize

Gangsta

Welcome to The Petting Zoo

Welcome to The Petting Zoo

...that's in my pants! LOL! Get it!? Oh what a hoot.. *next*

Looks fishy

Looks fishy

Is this real?

Artistic

Artistic

Crazy Bitch

Crazy Bitch

All those signs don't belong together.

Stay Classy

Stay Classy

Real classy.

Suck These

Suck These

Looks like butt cheeks.

Alien?

Alien?

Bleh!

Bleh!

Is that a pig nose?

Hardcore bro

Hardcore bro

That's either a dragon, or the artist fell asleep.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

This is Chuck's distant cousin Nuck Chorris.

BRENDA!

BRENDA!

Brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda brenda AH I HAVE A TUMOR!

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Really Bad Tattoos

SLAYER!

SLAYER!

"Please stop being a fan, thanks." -Slayer

Derrrrrrrrrrp (rose) *drools*

Derrrrrrrrrrp (rose) *drools*

aHerrrrrrrrrrrp

Ron Jeremy Horse

Ron Jeremy Horse

What a stalion

Edgar

Edgar

Derp

Baby Photo Fail

Baby Photo Fail

Really captured what this kid will look like when he's 90.

Don't Mess With This Baby

Don't Mess With This Baby

What is the story here? Whatever it is, it can't be good.

Ray Romano

Ray Romano

I'll look his address up for you.

WOAH! Watch that guy!

WOAH! Watch that guy!

He's packin Nintendo pistols!

Titty Biter

Titty Biter

All the chickies love that.

Dark Meat Golden Girls

Dark Meat Golden Girls

Maybe BET had another version of this show.

Eggs and Bacon

Eggs and Bacon

Is it finished?

Beefy

Beefy

This was not well thought out

OMG It's McNugget Time

OMG It's McNugget Time

OMG! Why do I get the feeling like this is on a 600lb canvas?

Don't Take Shit

Don't Take Shit

....okay....

Holy Plunger

Holy Plunger

He spent his money on this tattoo when he should have spent it on a plumber.

White Cheddar

White Cheddar

The lip distruction after eating pringles probably hurt more than this tattoo.

Ass Man

Ass Man

That ass looks a little manly. So he's a man-ass man?

He's in Gitmo Now

He's in Gitmo Now

Not for being a terrorist, just for being too stupid.

Makin Bacon

Makin Bacon

That little phrase was funny for five seconds, not worthy of even a repeat, definitely not worthy of this.

Aw Man

Aw Man

I want going to get that tattoo! He beat me to it.

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking

I built a machine to travel through the multiverse. I checked dozens of other universes and this tattoo was a complete fail in all of them.

So Spiritual

So Spiritual

And enlightening

HA HA HA

HA HA HA

I vant, to give you, a bad tattoo! Ha Ha Ha

Cleavage Critters

Cleavage Critters

Way to ruin what was clearly your best asset.

Lea and Lara

Lea and Lara

Forever remembered on your moobs.

Nickelback

Nickelback

I bet all of his friends thinks he's the coolest.

DVD

DVD

His other arm says BETAMAX

Why?

Why?

It's You Are Life

It's You Are Life

your and idot

Fierce Deer Hunter

Fierce Deer Hunter

Is that Kip?

No

No

Just no.

Dr Phil My Ass

Dr Phil My Ass

I guess you could say he got his ass Phil'd! ZING!

EXTREME

EXTREME

LY BAD TATTOO

Frasier

Frasier

Know who liked Frasier? No one, not even Kelsey Grammer.

My Little Pony

My Little Pony

Fail

Your Vagina Smells Like BO

Your Vagina Smells Like BO

Think he fingerbangs his armpit?

Buff Chick

Buff Chick

Face it bro, if that's what you're into, you like men.

Like Rwar & Stuffs

Like Rwar & Stuffs

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm a lion

Babies

Babies

Or brussel spouts that look an awful lot like babies

Finish Her

Finish Her

I'm sure she finished before you started.

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Latest Terrible Tattoos

Derpina

Derpina

Derp herp adurrr

Beer is good

Beer is good

Beer tattoos are bad.

LOL!

LOL!

Took me a minute to realize that's some brass knuckles too.. now I can't stop laughing.

Username and Password

Username and Password

I bet her password is password

ET?

ET?

That's not a phone.

Dookie

Dookie

Pretty sure she shat herself.

Sea Horsey

Sea Horsey

Wow what a fun fact, have anymore? Oh.. no? Only one? Well I can see why you would get it TATTOOED ON YOUR BODY THEN!

Slap!

Slap!

So this guy's favorite part of playing sports is all the ass slappery.

Scooby

Scooby

A sober guy wouldn't have got this, jussayin

De Plane! De Plane!

De Plane! De Plane!

Photo fail.

Cupcake

Cupcake

Or cup of cotton? or just chewed up meat.

Wicked Short Bus

Wicked Short Bus

I think he was riding in one when he got this tattoo.

Patriotism

Patriotism

Thanks for your support sir.

Melon!

Melon!

That's a huge watermelon.

ICP Fan?

ICP Fan?

Or Bozo?

Flying Hot Dog

Flying Hot Dog

Any idea on the meaning here?

Too Wrong Fool

Too Wrong Fool

I think Chris Farley should have been the backend.

Screw You Andy

Screw You Andy

Maybe Andy realized you're not in his league? Really this tattoo doesn't make sense on several levels. For one wouldn't you put "Screw You" above Andy and not mark it out? The way it is it's like saying "Ignore this Andy mistake here, pay attention to the fact that someone wrote "Screw You" on my body."

RIP

RIP

I think the bunny did it.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

AHHH!!

Courtney

Courtney

Looks like a midget after a motorcycle accident.

Wow.. just.. wow

Wow.. just.. wow

No words... no words at all

She b lukin down on u frum heven

She b lukin down on u frum heven

Face tats... no.

Awwwwww

Awwwwww

Two birds with down syndrome found each other.

69

69

You're doing it wrong.

Ruined such a sexy canvas *gags*

Ruined such a sexy canvas *gags*

Is that a batman symbol under all that junk?

Badass Tribal

Badass Tribal

Fire? tribal? axe?

Killer Tat Man

Killer Tat Man

It's like an octopus, on a leaf, on fire... or a 7yo with a tattoo gun.

So classy

So classy

Obviously freehand isn't this artist's strongsuit.

The Fail Reaper

The Fail Reaper

It would be hard not to LOL when he comes for you.

Atreyu

Atreyu

I'm sure they feel honored.

Joker or ICP?

Joker or ICP?

Or just logs on fire? Who knows!

Hatchet Family

Hatchet Family

I'd be proud too

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This is why you shouldn't freehand. If you can't draw on paper, you can't give a tattoo either.

12 Schreiber

12 Schreiber

To get it that even, you know they traced it out carefully first.

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Really Bad Tattoos

Tinkerbell Fail

Tinkerbell Fail

I've seen better art in gas station restrooms.

Tinkerbell

Tinkerbell

Where's your hands?

Tinkerbell

Tinkerbell

Tink got a tan.

MILF - Mama I'd Like to Forget

MILF - Mama I'd Like to Forget

Maybe it's not the artist's fault, maybe they didn't have any good photos so they had to dig her up and bring her corpse to the tattoo shop.

Why so surprised?

Why so surprised?

Shocking! I know.. should have been much darker and much higher. Just walk around looking like you heard something spooky all the time.

Bacon covered in Ear Wax

Bacon covered in Ear Wax

MMMmmmmm

Steve Tony

Steve Tony

Does it have 3 legs in the back or...

Sad Kitty

Sad Kitty

Maybe it's depressed because its jaw is broken.

Dog or Cat

Dog or Cat

It's a Wat! Half wolf, half cat.

Rwar!

Rwar!

Something from the cat family, or a lizard.

UFO

UFO

Hey bro, why did you get a tattoo of a hubcap on some train tracks?

Tinkerbell

Tinkerbell

Is this Ashley Olsen as Tinkerbell?

Tinkerbell

Tinkerbell

Why does Tink have moonface?

Deep, real deep

Deep, real deep

Makes you stop and think for a minute, "How dumb do you have to be to think this is cool?"

Scarface Fail

Scarface Fail

And I present to you: George Lopez as Tony Montana!

Rock on

Rock on

His back reads like a who's who of bands everyone else is trying to forget.

What doesn't kill you...

What doesn't kill you...

This tattoo looks like they tried.

Wild Tattoo

Wild Tattoo

Work in progress? Nope, that's it.

Sexy Lady!

Sexy Lady!

She's got curves like a rectangle.

No my name is not Next.

No my name is not Next.

Should have been born with 2 more fingers.

Big Foot?

Big Foot?

What is this?

Self Portrait Fail

Self Portrait Fail

The artist really captured her duck face.

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Newest Bad Tattoos

Unicorn

Unicorn

I wonder if making the unicorn piss out cupcake rainbows was even intentional.

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

This bad tattoo gets no respect.

Who does this?

Who does this?

Out of all the possible things to get...

Tony!

Tony!

This Tat is CrrrrrrrrrrRRAP!

Fuck The Police

Fuck The Police

Maybe he wouldn't be saying that if he made better decisions, like not getting that tattoo.

Troy

Troy

Just bad.

Smooth

Smooth

Real smooth.

Deer

Deer

What was he going for here?

No, they don't.

No, they don't.

Now grow a stash and cover that up.

Edward

Edward

Edward from Twilight got fat? or Val Kilmer!?

Your Vagina Looks Infected

Your Vagina Looks Infected

I think an alien is trying to crawl out.

Psycho

Psycho

Real class act.

Is that the...

Is that the...

What is going on here?

Avatar Fail

Avatar Fail

Brilliant!

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Moar Bad Tats!

Grrrrr

Grrrrr

I'm intimidated.

Photo Tattoo

Photo Tattoo

I think she got her teeth knocked out.

Basketball Bunny

Basketball Bunny

Amazing job on this one.

Dick Butt

Dick Butt

Classy.

Those colors really set it off

Those colors really set it off

I think it's a storm.

Success Is Not An Option

Success Is Not An Option

It's such a fail it takes a minute to get what she meant by it. It REALLY needs a follow up line like "It's Mandatory!" Or possibly "im and idot"

Hey bro, sign my back

Hey bro, sign my back

It's a back not a yearbook.

Myspace

Myspace

She also has a Napster tramp stamp.

Sonic!

Sonic!

Run fast so no one will see this bad tattoo.

Get (a) Shitty (tattoo)

Get (a) Shitty (tattoo)

Mission Accomplished.

Makes No Sense

Makes No Sense

Anyone know the point of this one?

Face?

Face?

Kind of looks like a torso, with a square bikini.

Scary Dragon

Scary Dragon

Or maybe this is a tape worm.

Dude

Dude

You misspelled Dumb.

Barney! What Happened!?

Barney! What Happened!?

The line work here is outstanding.

Zack Attack!

Zack Attack!

*Well, I wake up in the morning, and the 'larm gives out a warning, and I don't think I'll ever make it on time. By the time I grab my books, and I give myself a look, I'm at the corner, just in time to see the bus fly by. It's all right, I got a bad tattoo!*

Tiger - I think

Tiger - I think

Could be a cat, could be a dinosaur. Maybe it's a truck, who knows...

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Latest Bad Tattoos

Pitskeeper

Pitskeeper

You know what would have been better? ANYTHING ELSE

Die For You

Die For You

K thanks die die now.

Genius

Genius

Reverse psychology is working here. His face says "stupid" but I can't help but think maybe he's a genius. ...nope nevermind, he's a dumbass.

You Know It's BAD! It's Bad..

You Know It's BAD! It's Bad..

Shamonuh

Beers

Beers

Who hasn't been here? Hammered drunk, you want another tattoo and figure why not do it yourself? "Hmm what to get... *drinks another beer* I know!..."

Let's Get The FORK Out of Here

Let's Get The FORK Out of Here

HAHA! Get it!? He said FORK instead of.. ! Oh MAN! What a hoot. -_-

This End Up

This End Up

So perfect, looks just like a sticker.

Zombie Jesus?

Zombie Jesus?

It's either Zombie Jesus, or a motorcycle accident.

Babbbbbby

Babbbbbby

Definitely needs more B's.

Fishy

Fishy

Somewhere out there is an artist really proud of this work.

Bad Tattoo For Life

Bad Tattoo For Life

Another tattoo from a toddler.

Family

Family

His family immediately disowned him.

Grim

Grim

She misspelled DERP.

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More Bad Tattoos

Easy There Pedro

Easy There Pedro

I sure hope he spreads his obviously top-notch seed everywhere he can.

Somebody Love Me!

Somebody Love Me!

Keep dreaming.

Pirate Football

Pirate Football

This is why 7 year olds shouldn't give tattoos.

Photo Fail

Photo Fail

After she saw this tribute tattoo she started working out and had plastic surgery. She's a super model now.

Scary Fairy

Scary Fairy

I bet she flies into candles.

Damn The Man

Damn The Man

What is this Systsem and why must you fuck it?

I'm Awesome

I'm Awesome

It's okay, just squeeze the E in there between the S and the Bacne.

Tomorrow

Tomorrow

Who is Tomarrow and why doesn't he know?

Too Dumb

Too Dumb

Too stupid to know the difference between "To" and "Too."

Tragedy

Tragedy

Spelling!

Spelling

Spelling

I think when it comes to a tattoo, you should triple check your spelling.

your and idot

your and idot

Never learned the difference between "Your" and "You're."

Tinkerbell's Mom?

Tinkerbell's Mom?

Looks like Tinkerbell had a few crash landings.

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Bad Tattoos This Week

White Trash

White Trash

Aim high.

Baby Photo

Baby Photo

What will he remember most, his baby, or getting this bad tattoo?

Photo Fail

Photo Fail

Looks just like her, after she got hit by a bus.

Why so dirty?

Why so dirty?

Maybe this tattoo is perfect and the girl just likes dipping her face in mud.

Shading Fail

Shading Fail

This was not well thought out.

Mr Cool Ice

Mr Cool Ice

Woah, we got a badass over here!

What a cute kid

What a cute kid

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Baby Photo Fail

Baby Photo Fail

Why are they holding a baby photo next to a tattoo of Curly from the Three Stooges?

Nice

Nice

Hardcore man, real hardcore.

Sorry About Your Face

Sorry About Your Face

Is this a tattoo or was he beaten with a handbag?

Photo Fail

Photo Fail

The artist really captured her inner ugly.

Nightmare Tattoo

Nightmare Tattoo

I might scream like a little girl everytime I see that tattoo.

STARS!!! ON YOUR FACE!!!

STARS!!! ON YOUR FACE!!!

STARS!!!!! FACE!!!!!

Glamorous

Glamorous

Marilyn Monroe or Conan O'Brien?

That's no baby!

That's no baby!

His name is Chuckles and he just escaped from the pen.

Worth The Wait

Worth The Wait

Pass.

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