Took me a minute to realize that's some brass knuckles too.. now I can't stop laughing.
Username and Password
I bet her password is password
That's not a phone.
Pretty sure she shat herself.
Wow what a fun fact, have anymore? Oh.. no? Only one? Well I can see why you would get it TATTOOED ON YOUR BODY THEN!
So this guy's favorite part of playing sports is all the ass slappery.
A sober guy wouldn't have got this, jussayin
De Plane! De Plane!
Or cup of cotton? or just chewed up meat.
Wicked Short Bus
I think he was riding in one when he got this tattoo.
Thanks for your support sir.
That's a huge watermelon.
Flying Hot Dog
Any idea on the meaning here?
Too Wrong Fool
I think Chris Farley should have been the backend.
Screw You Andy
Maybe Andy realized you're not in his league? Really this tattoo doesn't make sense on several levels. For one wouldn't you put "Screw You" above Andy and not mark it out? The way it is it's like saying "Ignore this Andy mistake here, pay attention to the fact that someone wrote "Screw You" on my body."
I think the bunny did it.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Looks like a midget after a motorcycle accident.
Wow.. just.. wow
No words... no words at all
She b lukin down on u frum heven
Face tats... no.
Two birds with down syndrome found each other.
You're doing it wrong.
Ruined such a sexy canvas *gags*
Is that a batman symbol under all that junk?
Fire? tribal? axe?
Killer Tat Man
It's like an octopus, on a leaf, on fire... or a 7yo with a tattoo gun.
Obviously freehand isn't this artist's strongsuit.
The Fail Reaper
It would be hard not to LOL when he comes for you.
I'm sure they feel honored.
Joker or ICP?
Or just logs on fire? Who knows!
I'd be proud too
This is why you shouldn't freehand. If you can't draw on paper, you can't give a tattoo either.
To get it that even, you know they traced it out carefully first.
It's such a fail it takes a minute to get what she meant by it. It REALLY needs a follow up line like "It's Mandatory!" Or possibly "im and idot"
Hey bro, sign my back
It's a back not a yearbook.
She also has a Napster tramp stamp.
Run fast so no one will see this bad tattoo.
Get (a) Shitty (tattoo)
Makes No Sense
Anyone know the point of this one?
Kind of looks like a torso, with a square bikini.
Or maybe this is a tape worm.
You misspelled Dumb.
Barney! What Happened!?
The line work here is outstanding.
*Well, I wake up in the morning, and the 'larm gives out a warning, and I don't think I'll ever make it on time. By the time I grab my books, and I give myself a look, I'm at the corner, just in time to see the bus fly by. It's all right, I got a bad tattoo!*
Tiger - I think
Could be a cat, could be a dinosaur. Maybe it's a truck, who knows...